“I can tell you all about my dog’s poop. Ask me.”
My sister has this friend who deserves a shout-out. His name is Chris Clarke and he lives in Stinson Beach, Calif. And he has a curious problem: Chris is obsessed with his dog’s stool.
He can tell you everything you never wanted to know about his dog’s daily production: The color, quantity, consistency, shape, aroma, location of choice, style of “delivery” and every other quality no other human being (other than Chris, of course) would ever want to hear about any turd.
My sister is so taken with Chris’ oddball interest that she’s pledged to make him a T-shirt that reads, “I can tell you all about my dog’s poop. Ask me.”
Publication: VetStreet.com
Section: Articles > Dog Health
